Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Daily Rants


I started this blog today for those of you who feel so inclined to read it.  So feel free to grab a drink, sit down and stay a while.  I’ll update it when I can.  Anyways, here are the stats of the day:
Today’s top MLIA:
“Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn’t getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA”
Today’s top FML:
“Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn’t sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML”
Ok off to homework, I shall be on later.  This really can be a time-sucker.  Oh and also, videos coming soon. Don't worry.


Most Played song on my iPod:
(As of 8/24)
Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects

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